Full disclosure: I downloaded Pokemon Go, played it, and promptly deleted the game right after my extensive facepalm.
That being said, from this vantage point I can see the past and the future of the digital world we live in…and this is the apex. That’s right, we’ve officially jumped the shark, people. So, surf it up, ’cause it doesn’t get any better than this (and that just makes me sad).
And remember, safety first, so keep an eye open for the Po-Go zombies as they troll your neighborhood for their next conquest. All this really does is identify them as “first against the wall” when the revolution begins.
Yeah, that’s right…I’m secure enough with my masculinity to identify with Julie Andrews romping through the Alps singing show tunes.